“How is it I can push through writing a +90,000-word book,” my friend wrote in her recent blog post, “but struggle with a 150-word back-of-the-book blurb?”
She isn’t alone. Many writers find writing a blurb challenging, myself included. Note that the above-mentioned fellow author and friend, JP McLean, wrote five very good books (The Gift Legacy I-V). I loved her novels, but of course I don’t remember their blurbs, although I believe they were decent.
I know another author, who, on the other hand, can come up with a good blurb in a matter of minutes. I envy her. It took me several days to write the blurb for my last novella, and I’m happy with it, but someone more blurb-talented would make it spectacular.
Would that hypothetical spectacular blurb trigger spectacular sales? Continue reading
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Finally, something nice happened. Really nice.
When I checked my local library’s OverDrive site today, I found my book there, with eight holds on it. I’m considered a local author, so my library always buys a copy of my books.
Okay, I work there, true, but it only means I don’t need to e-mail the librarians with the request to add my book into the collection. Instead, I walk across the room and talk to them.
What I want to say is that my library is certainly not the only one with such a policy regarding local authors. And you don’t need to be a library employee to have your book included in the collection, so give it a try.
Why did I say finally? Because Amazon has been playing hard, refusing to post the reviews for my book. Yes, I gave advanced copies to my friends who read or edited or proofed the book, and I asked them to write reviews.
But who else could I ask? How else can I get them?
I don’t feel guilty about it.
Well, Amazon didn’t like it. One of my never-to-be-reviewers was told to post the review after she bought $50 worth of something; the other friend wrote a review, posted it, received the confirmation–and it has never appeared.
I think we underestimate the power of libraries. I might not have more than eight readers, but those eight people found my book, thought it was worth reading and now they’re willing to wait to download their copy.
For me, it’s huge, and I thank them from the bottom of my heart.
P.S. In order to get my book into the collection, I had to publish it on Smashwords so that it could appear on OverDrive, the platform that many public libraries in North America use for their electronic book collection.
I have so many of them that I’m afraid I might miss to mention one or two. Just kidding.
A while ago a friend of mine asked me if I was the “middle sister.”
Funny, but I had to stop and think, for sometimes the simplest, ‘yes’ or ‘no’ questions have not-so-simple answers.
“Well, I am the middle sister,” I said. “And I’m also the oldest. And the youngest.”
I hold multiple sister positions in my family thanks to the long string of multiple happily-never-after marriages and happily-ever-after divorces.
There is something called ‘the middle child syndrome’. The little ‘in the middle’ person is squished between the oldest sibling, typically an over-achiever, the most important child and the one with the most privileges, and the baby of the family, which is the most looked after kiddo and can get away with almost everything. (There could only be one oldest and one youngest, while multiple kids can hold the middle position. I don’t know if there is a hierarchy among them.) Being a middle child doesn’t seem fair, and often is not, but it seems to be the natural order of things. It’s not a surprise, then, the middle kiddo, according to some research, is often left out and somewhat neglected.
As if being the middle sister isn’t enough, I’m also the one on the left and the one on the right, depending of what set of parents and step-parents we’re talking about. As the middle sister, I was indeed squeezed between my older and younger siblings. (For the sake of accuracy, I should throw my brothers, one half-, one step-, into the mix as well, but since this was about sisters, I’ll keep my brothers in brackets.) My older sisters were quite older – one twelve and the other one eight years older. One of my younger sisters is five years behind me. Looking from my middle position, I can easily identify both the ‘achievers’ and the ‘babies’ in my family.
But then I shuffle this unconventional deck of cards called my family, and all of a sudden I’m the oldest – the achiever, the responsible, reliable and mature sister. A surrogate mother to the younger siblings. The family babysitter, cook and cleaning maid. Another shuffle, and I’m the youngest, the ‘baby’ of the family, my father’s favorite, overprotected, pampered and a bit spoiled.
One more shuffle brings my step-family into the picture, I’m again in the middle, having one older and one younger step-sister.
Having older sisters had lots of advantages, from rummaging through their clothes and shoes and picking what I liked, to spending summer holidays with them and their families, to having nephews close to my age. Thanks to the same logic (having much older cousins, that is) I became a great-aunt at the age of thirty-two, years before I became a mother myself. Having younger ones meant I could be protective and sometimes a role model. Hopefully, not too much or too often.
I’m particularly close to the one that I turned into a middle sister. She’s eight years older; she married young so I became an aunt when I was ten. I’m also close to my step-sister, thanks to whom I could be crowned as the “middle sister”. She’s only a year older; we grew up together and shared more than sibling love. We shared a room. School friends. Secrets. Dreams. Other siblings… Hardship. Lots of it. Feeling of not belonging…
We’re sort of sibling soul mates, even though we’re opposite personalities (think of Yin and Yang). Thanks to me, and my middle position in this particular deck of cards, she is the ‘achiever’, the mature and reliable one. And I can relax a bit and rely on her for guidance, advice and support.
How many sisters do I have? Gimme a sec. Five. Yeah, that’s about right. Some of them have only two, myself included. Some of them three.
I have all of them.
And I love them all.
A visit from the inner child
The dress was bright yellow, with small black squares on it (image 1); the sweater white, or beige (images 2 & 3). The pants dark brown, the suede shoes were brown too, only lighter. I still remember how determined I was to put them on by myself but finally had to give up. My grandmother would then crouch beside me and help me do it.
The monkey bars (back then I only knew the German word for them: die stange) were painted dark green. My palms would tingle and smell of iron after swinging on them.
The bicycle was blue and white; the word “Universal” was written across the blue horizontal frame bar in thick, white cursive. The bullet light was surprisingly strong and shaped like a chubby white rocket. It had wide black tires and white handles. Several generations of children learned how to ride a bike using my “Universal”: after me, there was my younger sister, then my even younger cousins and then numerous neighbourhood kids… When I saw it for the very last time, in spring 1991, it was still being well used.
I don’t know if “Universal” survived the war that had already started. But that spring, which, on a personal level, turned out to be the most wonderful and the most horrifying time of my life (isn’t it interesting that heaven and hell often walk hand-in-hand?), was the last time that I saw my grandmother. And my father, who had bought me “Universal”.
Oh, well … I have the rest of my life to contemplate the juxtaposition of light and dark, and love and pain, so now back to my “Universal”. At that time, it was probably the best children’s bicycle that money could buy. When I got it, I was only three, and my legs were too short to reach the pedals. It didn’t stop me riding it, though. I would mount my bike, legs dangling on its sides, and devoted family volunteers– my grandfather, my grandmother, my great-grandmother, my young aunt, and my mother–would push me up and down the street, as long as I wanted to ride it.
That same year my father also bought me a fancy sled, with a back rest. The above-mentioned volunteers would bundle me up, put me in the sled filled with previously warmed blankets and cushions, and drag me through the town wrapped in deep snow. The part of the country where I was born is Saskatchewan-flat, and there is no other way for kids to sleigh.
Well, almost no other way… When I was a little bit older, my father would tie the sled to the end of his motor bike, and pull it at a slow, walking speed, around the nearby park (also on the photos). I would lean on the back rest and immerse myself in the serious business of catching snowflakes on my tongue.
Winter holidays are over, old memories carefully stored, like delicate glass ornaments, until next year: of the Christmas trees of my childhood, of sugar candies wrapped in shiny, colourful papers… Of three January weeks I would spend with my father… Of smells and tastes of other places and times.
I still wish I could fill my lungs with the sharp and moist air of the winters of my childhood, which smelled of upcoming snow and smoke from the red-brick chimneys, and hold my breath until ‘there and then’ blend with ‘here and now’, so that I could be whole again.
I wish I could touch my bike and my sled, just one more time. Run my fingers along those thick white, embossed letters that read “Universal”, and over the smooth honey-brown wood of my sled.
And take that little girl into my lap, hug her tight and tell her that everything would be okay.
Only that, nothing else.
Recently I haven’t been inspired for blogging, which is, under normal circumstances, one of my favourite things to do.
Perhaps I suffer from post-publishing sadness.
It should be a happy moment; it’s not a small thing to publish a book. Even if it’s not the best novel ever written, still it’s a great achievement. Alas.
Once Upon a Night is a small book, the size of a novella, yet still it’d been almost a two-year-long journey, from the first word I wrote until I published it. And then — the roadblocks. Amazon doesn’t want to publish legitimate reviews. It’s been taking my library forever to purchase an e-copy… My book is invisible, and soon, when the 30-day Amazon ‘promotion’ is over (yes, it’s laughable), it will end up on the bottom of the Amazon waste sea.
I did everything that everybody says should be done: I had a good story, a great cover, a title that fits the story and the genre, good blurbs… I’d tried my best to chose the right categories and keywords… Still, the Amazon algorithm doesn’t like me.
I’ve been curing my blues with reading (my remedy for many other things). After several not-so-good reads (one of which I wrote about last time), I ‘discovered’ Sylvia Day’s Crossfire novels. Loved them! The comparison with their predecessors, the Fifty Shades series is inevitable since they belong to the same genre, and have similar story lines. Fortunately, the rest is like Day and night. Like some serious writing and some silly writing. Like some great heroine and hero, whose every act comes out of their characters and their past, versus annoying, whining, weak, unmotivated, absurd Anastasia Steel (steel, really?), an English major with the vocabulary of a high-school drop out, and her even more absurd and emotionally, mentally and physically abusive lover-stalker. Like some super-interesting subplot vs. no plot or subplot… And so on. The list is long.
I’m glad Sylvia Day wrote her books and had a chance to publish them. But I can’t help not to think about many great stories that haven’t gotten published and will never get a chance to find their readers.
Which brings my melancholy back.
But, there is J. R. Ward’s Black Dagger Brotherhood, book 5, to heal me.